{"id":1860,"date":"2017-05-29T12:19:28","date_gmt":"2017-05-29T09:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rocketsevent.com\/?p=1860"},"modified":"2020-03-23T11:05:16","modified_gmt":"2020-03-23T08:05:16","slug":"korporativnye-meropriyatiya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.rocketsevent.com\/en\/korporativnye-meropriyatiya\/","title":{"rendered":"Corporate sex &#8230;?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> Do you know that in most cases after participating in a corporate event: <\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> 50% of women and men are embarrassed to look into each other&#8217;s eyes; <\/span> <\/li>\n<li> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> 40% hope that the relationship will continue; <\/span> <\/li>\n<li> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> 10% sleep in the living room on the couch. And some are forced to use hard foundation or sunglasses. Even in winter. <\/span> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> <strong> And why all? <\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> A standard corporate event begins something like this: long-authentic speeches by the authorities about \u201chow great we are, but we still need a little &#8211; just to be your class, \u201d\u201c we grow, we try, \u201dand something like\u201c we are a team and let&#8217;s never forget about it, following our common goal \u201d, etc. Then it finally comes to the main thing: <\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> Well, let&#8217;s go for the holiday! <\/span> <\/li>\n<li> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> There is a small break between the first and second! <\/span> <\/li>\n<li> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> The third is for love. <\/span> <\/li>\n<li> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> In all years, throughout all ages, a fourth toast to a man. Although he is a king, even though he is a god, he is at our feet anyway &#8230; <\/span> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> Oh, it seems we didn\u2019t notice how the holiday turned into a total psychotherapeutic session, and for some &#8211; into a pair work &#8230; <\/span><br \/>\n<span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> Trivial! In general, you get the point. If it\u2019s boring at the corporate party &#8211; as if I didn\u2019t want to save a human face while sipping a cocktail a little &#8211; all the same, strong drinks will open other parts of the body. Yes, and not all of your charming co-workers \/ employees will be allowed into this obscurantism corporate party. For they know what is going on there! And let you personally &#8211; YOU &#8211; this does not apply, but the very fact that SUCH exists &#8230; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> <strong> <span style = \"text-decoration: line-through;\"> Boredom <\/span> <\/ strong> <strong> No time to sit at the table <\/strong> <\/span><br \/>\n<span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> But there is a way out of this situation! We will not throw dies under the type \u201cwith us you will find a real solution to all problems\u201d. Immediately move on to the election promises. <\/span><br \/>\n<strong> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> \u201cRockets\u201d will eliminate: <\/span> <\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> boredom; <\/span> <\/li>\n<li> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> drunkenness. Give drink, no drink; <\/span> <\/li>\n<li> <span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> corporate sex. <\/span> <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style = \"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"> We will load inveterate advocates of gender freedom so that there will be no time to eat. 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